Theory proposed by a 15 year old Asian.

So... About milk.

Milk, a liquid, so pure and graceful is THE BEST (quote Kip Dynamite from Napoleon Dynamite) thing that has ever happened to this world.

Cow, an animal which humans crave and satisfy their very edge of hunger (?). If there are no cows, I might just jump off the cliff. Cows play an extremely important role in this Hunger Game. They not only give us meat (NO BEEF PLEASE) and leather (NO LEATHER PLEASE), they give us, once again, this pure and graceful liquid, which we are all thankful to have.

Question to ponder: Who is your role model?

My role model is Barack Obama. For him to achieve that many acheievements is because of one thing: milk. You see, if he had not drank milk as a child, he would not have had the right amount of calcium, vitamins and nutrition that his body requires to allow him to grow into a strong man, worthy of our respect. All because of milk!

In all honesty, I feel that cows should be divine kings and queens as they deserve more respect than what we are currently giving them. Even as you, my dear reader, whom I hope you are still following me, owe your life to milk as without milk, you might not even have the energy to turn on your laptops and iPhones (or any other smart phones) to read this revolutionary masterpiece (crap). So, about milk, THE BEST thing in the world (quote Kip, again) and honestly I would marry a cow if it was a person because I know he/she is gonna be selfless, beautiful, graceful, generous, kind and awesome. Just like how milk is.

& maybe, one of the reasons why Hindus worship this beautiful animal, the Almighty cow, is because of this significant importance that a cow can produce: milk.

MILK. Changes your life and we owe it to this wonderful heavenly animal called THE COW. Cows deserve so much more than you can ever imagine.

So, my dear reader, this is my theory on milk&cows. Best thing that has ever happened to this world & the best thing that will ever happen to this world. All thanks to the cows. Peace.

Thanks for reading, mate. Cheers. :-)

Done by my 15 year old sister. Copyright 2013 ©

Credits to the Hunger Games for using their name. Please don't sue me. Thanks.